Commander, it is not a pleasure to meet with you on this occasion. Your tragic loss to an already beaten and demoralized foe has made the United States Army a laughing stock in the World Press. Even worse, you have somehow triggered a war with the Soviet Union we cannot hope to win. Your actions were not only incompetent but treasonous. Be prepared for a nice long confinement at Leavenworth, following a "fair" trial of course.