Commander, it is not a pleasure to meet with you on this occasion. Your tragic loss to an already beaten and demoralized foe has made the United States Army a laughing stock in the World Press. Even worse, a Russian counterattack has captured Berlin and Russia has gained all the credit for the victory in Europe. Your actions were not only incompetent but treasonous. Be prepared for a nice long confinement at Leavenworth, following a "fair" trial of course.